WHO STOLE MY COOKIE!!!

I teleport the cookie into where the sun shines and then take the cookie.

I smash the sun with my fist and then take the cookie

I put the cookie in SPARTA

I walk into sparta in HALO spartan armor and steal the cookie, then take it home to cook and make the chocolate chips runny.

I slap everyone and steal the cookie. I tape the cookie onto a rocket and launch the rocket. The cookie goes into space with the rocket and i laugh and laugh and laugh.

*I jump from mars on too the rocket and smash open the doors. Then I steal the cookie and put it in hell*

Then i go back to hell which is my home *XD* and run to the cookie and grab it. After that, i throw the cookie onto Earth and put it on a car. I tape the cookie onto the car and the car drives off to China. The driver sells it to some Chinese guy selling noodles *XD* . The Chinese guy then puts the cookie on a plate where he will put a fortune in it later.

*I open the door, knock the guy out, and steal the cookie. I put the cookie in a hobos bucket*

*I tackle the hobo and steal the bucket. Then i slap the hobo give him $5 and run away. After that, i give the cookie to a shark trainer. The shark trainer says she will give the shark the cookie when he does a trick. I run away laughing,laughing, and laughing.

*I kick her into the pool and steal the cookie. then the shark eats her and does the trick dance. I put the cookie in a circle of silver fire*

*I kick the monkey at Gwen and she trips into some fire. Then I catch the cookie then jump from the acid into the sky landing in front of some cars. Then I put the cookie in a car and it drives away*

-I stab the monkey and throw it on the floor. Then i get inside a helicopter and follow the car. I shoot the car with the gun that was in the helicopter. Then i jump out of the helicopter,grab the cookie from the car, and give it to Urock7(Or should i say the hippo) and he looks at it and puts it next to a pond. The cookies just tilts next to the rocks and it will fall in the pond where it will soak up and fall apart. Then i run away and i laugh,laugh, and LAUGH!!!!

*catches the cookie before it falls and makes it into a christmas tree cookie* *Then sticks it up a cats butt and makes him run wild into a giant, fire-beathing chickens mouth*

*I grab some a bottle and smash it on his head knocking him out. Then I steal the cookie and put it in a robot that will zap you if you try to steal the cookie*

-Then i sneak behind the robot and change it's programming. Now it will burn Cool or anybody else except me if they try to steal the cookie. So i take the cookie and put it inside a box in a super market. Then someone buys it and eats it. Then i just laugh, laugh, and LAUGH!!!

*Kidnaps the guy who ate the cookie and forces him to watch Two Girls One Cup for 5 hours straight. Then he throws up the cookie and I grab it*


*Then I grab a chainsaw and slash the cookie apart into pieces and launch it into the moon.*



"The moon is made of cheese so together they will make a wonderful combo meal." I say. Then I nod in an evil like way.