Story of Dimensions RP

''Dude I am an elder god.'' *smashes gate into ground and jumps over it before it closes* ''Now where too go next.''

*smashes fist with ground and spikes come out destroying him whever he is*

Eh, I was speaking of the nice and good elder gods. Also the portal is like a time bomb ready to explode plus the gate isn't physical, but whatever xD. Hmm anyway... *spikes come straight at me, I teleport to Slash (now that the portal is open I can go anywhere ten times faster than light) and land on his head* *spikes come up and stab through his body* *flies up and out of Tartarus and summons all the force in the the underworld the seal the pit* *floats up weekly* Ahg... I... really hate... doing that... so much power... *summons an blood angel to bring me some Ambrose* *drinks* Aw, much better. *rips shirt off and flies away with two wings, one black, one white, each holding Angelfire and Blackblood* See ya later.

Also the portal is like a time bomb ready to explode. You have exactly 5 dream weeks to get out, a.k.a. 5 minutes. Good luck.

*smashes through dream weeks and gets out* ''Also I am nice and good foolish mortal I killed the order.''

*throws chain around his neck and rips his head off*

*blasts him through wall*

*picks up the sun and throws it at him then rips off his arm and beats him with it. then shocks him*

*picks him up by neck and crushes his neck then breaks his bones with pinky*

1 ~ Vilas

2 ~ Time and Darkness

3 ~ The Shadow Spear and the Time Sword

I made this storyline, so I can kick whoever I want....

I really hate when you break my illusions. But if you are a "good" and "nice" god why do you spread so much terror? Hmm. I guess someone like you hates good HD these days. Hmm. You do realize this will probably go on forever... Unless I use another portal since you failed epicly last time. Well. *pours fifty-nine trillion gallons of greek fire into Tartarus* That should disintegrate his who mortal body, other than that darn soul of his. But his soul is stuck it Tartarus forever, it's already been cursed. And every illusion you break you gotta pay for. Each one costs 1 gold drachma, and you've already taken out about nine hundred billion? Right? Eh I don't care. Anyway I'm gonna go talk to one of my ghouls to go haunt some house.

*grabs Tantibus and crushes him into pieces* ''Now Vlais can judge if he wants.''

That's one more drachma. *drops cloud of magical greek fire made in the depths of Tartarus by the forgers before Hephaestus all around Slash* And that's how you destroy ones soul.

''Yeah I am not dead becasue I am a soul apperntice so I control my own.'' *touches Tantibus with pinky and he exploads*

That's another drachma, goodness dude are you a stinkin' billionaire? Hmm. *drops more illusions* once you done with those I've got a few more... a few trillion more. Hmm. This battle is goin' nowhere. Hmm. *picks up Cronus's scythe, all of my clones mirror my image* This scythe was forged to destroy souls, by the supreme lord of time that ruled this earth millenniums ago, not eat some hard-core backbite. *uses Backbiter to nail Slashes battle axe into ashes* Now for you neck.

*axe rebulids self* ''Foolish mortal you will bow before true might.'' *smashes him with war axe and stabs him with his own weapon. Then holds out hand thats glowing red and metors fall from sky then the metors crush him. then one last metor hits him and giant exploison happens*




''I never lose mortal.''

*hits fist on metor and it shatters into pieces on Taintbus trapping him*

Wow, that's a pretty awesome power you wasted on that bloody illusion. Now cough up another drachma (man I am gonna be rich). Hmm. I know you haven't lost yet, but that doesn't mean your not losing. *Drops a meteor of green fire on top of Slash, Slashes body explodes into 99.99 quadrillion peaces**Sends illusion to pick up the bits of peices and throws them back into Tartarus* Now, for that portal. *Sends the bits and pieces into a dream portal and locks them in the mind of a dead ghoul that roams the deepest pits of damnation that are located in the farthest part of Tartarus under the sea of lost souls* Now... *sends dream angel down (the really hot one with blond hair, yeah that one) and she brings up war axe* This thing looks pretty sweet, where'd you get it? *drops it into a barrel of greek fire and puts it away in a dungeon in Mount Olympus* Well, Shadow, who do you think won? That guy that blew up half the world or that guy that locked up the guy who blew up half the world trying to kill and illusion. Made by the guy who locked away the guy who blew up half the world to kill an illusion made by the guy who locked the guy away after he blew up half the world?

*war axe reappears in my hand* ''I will destroy you!!!!!'' *smashes fist on ground and world breaks in half so Taintbus floats to the sun and burns too nothing then earth rebulids*






''Foolish mortal only war gods can wield the war axe.''

If you do not stop time travling I am kicking you out of this rp also

*smashes sun on Taintbus's head*

Time travel? Heh. And I wouldn't float towards the sun, if you've ever studied astronomy, I would land on the moon, where Artemis is, and Artemis is one of my buddies, even if she hates men. I am also friends with the sun god and Apollo DEFINATELY wouldn't kill me. Apollo is freakin' rad by the way. Anyway, I am a god too. *rips the stars out of the sky and drops them on Slash which causes a nucleaur explosion* Eat flame.

*jumps through explison and smashes Taintibus into the ground* ''DIE!!!!!!''





*shocks Tantibus and throws him through wall*

*hits ground with fist and fire rains from sky burning Tanintbus into pieces*

*shocks Taintbus and his armor exploads*

Was that the same Tantibus or three different ones? Hmm. I'm gonna get 3 more drachmas if so, now on to the epic part. *stabs Slash with Blackblood and watches him explode into twenty-five trillion pieces and then reform again on a mountain that suddenly explodes by red lightening from the underworld making him get thrown back into Tartarus* Wow this is getting boring *yawns and walks over to dream angel* Have any pizza?